How to catch a Water Nymph.

Step 1: Add a waterfall to your back yard.

Step 2: Cross your fingers and wait.

Hooray! It works!

This water nymph doesn’t appear in the 2013 Pin Ups For Vets Calendar, more’s the pity, but there are still twelve good reasons that you should have it hanging on your wall.

And if a waterfall is beyond your means, try importing a piece of South American rain forest.