Posted by: Gregoryno6 | September 24, 2016

And I thought, my God… the genius of that!

if-you-want-to-stop-the-riots

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | September 18, 2016

‘Willing participant’.

In this instance, I assume that means she didn’t scream loud enough to alert the neighbours.

Have fun surviving your fellow inmates, Mr Keenan.

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | September 13, 2016

Come that day in January 2017…

“I, Hillary Rodham Clinton, do solemnly swearrrerrrurrrrghhhh…” thud.

“Aw, crap. I was so lookin’ forward to being back in the White House! Chelsea, you’d better start gearin’ up for 2020.”

 

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | September 10, 2016

And nobody can argue with that!

More’s the pity…

since-then

My review of Australian politics will continue in the near future. Till then!

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | September 4, 2016

This American Life: The Deep End Of The Pool.

In this episode, a lawyer becomes the steadfast defender of a client he didn’t want. Also, the secret place where Jews interrogated Nazis.

Find it here.

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | August 29, 2016

This is the headline I’ve been dreading.

Barbra Streisand Says She Will Move to Australia If Trump Becomes President.

NO SHE FUCKING WON’T! It took us years to pack Germaine Greer off to England. We didn’t do it just to let another ageing frightbat in to fill the space.

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | August 27, 2016

Three Romans walk into a bar…

Three Romans

Sejanus: What a remarkable fortune teller that old Druid was! He said I would be reborn as a master spy, dedicated to the overthrow of a great and powerful enemy.

Caligula: Really? I got that prophecy, too. How odd.

Sejanus: Well, in an another future existence, the Druid said I would be captain of a ship that sailed between the stars! I would visit strange worlds! And my crew would include unearthly beings that walked and talked like men!

Caligula: Lucky you… I’m due for another birth myself: I’ll come into this world hideous and deformed. Trapped inside a twisted body. But I’ll be acclaimed and feted by the nobles of a majestic city!

Sejanus: Twisted, but feted by nobles? Is that a coming life? Or this one?

Tiberius: That damn Druid said I would come back as a member of an Urban Cohort. Me, the Emperor of Rome, reduced to humble policeman’s rank! I was going to have the old fraud flogged. I warned him to do better with his second prediction, and he said I would be the master of a small seaside kingdom. Rebels and misfits would be my subjects and I would spend my days breaking them until they submitted to my authority!

Caligula and Sejanus: Ooh! That sounds like fun!

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | August 27, 2016

Don’t tell Hillary.

She’ll treat it as a challenge:

CBP Reports 850 Unidentified Illegal Alien Bodies in One Morgue.

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | August 23, 2016

Just when I thought I was done.

Sometimes I have to sit and wait on an idea. Ideas, like cats, arrive in their own sweet time.

I just needed a word. One word. One big word.

I knew it was out there, but I couldn’t find it.

Yesterday, it came in. And brought another Gina Elise motivator with it.

Autodisclo

Featuring Army vet turned actor Mark Valley as the stranded motorist.

Clearly a man in no hurry. Who would be?

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | August 21, 2016

Things Never Said During The Rio Olympics.

The title says it all. Some memorable lines here!

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