“I, Hillary Rodham Clinton, do solemnly swearrrerrrurrrrghhhh…” thud.
“Aw, crap. I was so lookin’ forward to being back in the White House! Chelsea, you’d better start gearin’ up for 2020.”
NO SHE FUCKING WON’T! It took us years to pack Germaine Greer off to England. We didn’t do it just to let another ageing frightbat in to fill the space.
Sejanus: What a remarkable fortune teller that old Druid was! He said I would be reborn as a master spy, dedicated to the overthrow of a great and powerful enemy.
Caligula: Really? I got that prophecy, too. How odd.
Sejanus: Well, in an another future existence, the Druid said I would be captain of a ship that sailed between the stars! I would visit strange worlds! And my crew would include unearthly beings that walked and talked like men!
Caligula: Lucky you… I’m due for another birth myself: I’ll come into this world hideous and deformed. Trapped inside a twisted body. But I’ll be acclaimed and feted by the nobles of a majestic city!
Sejanus: Twisted, but feted by nobles? Is that a coming life? Or this one?
Tiberius: That damn Druid said I would come back as a member of an Urban Cohort. Me, the Emperor of Rome, reduced to humble policeman’s rank! I was going to have the old fraud flogged. I warned him to do better with his second prediction, and he said I would be the master of a small seaside kingdom. Rebels and misfits would be my subjects and I would spend my days breaking them until they submitted to my authority!
Caligula and Sejanus: Ooh! That sounds like fun!
Sometimes I have to sit and wait on an idea. Ideas, like cats, arrive in their own sweet time.
I just needed a word. One word. One big word.
I knew it was out there, but I couldn’t find it.
Yesterday, it came in. And brought another Gina Elise motivator with it.
Featuring Army vet turned actor Mark Valley as the stranded motorist.
Clearly a man in no hurry. Who would be?
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