Posted by: Gregoryno6 | June 22, 2018

People who live in grass houses… actually don’t.

‘The house is only there for cannabis, there is no signs of normal life, there is no façade of normal life going inside the house, every inch of the house has got something to do with cannabis…’

Police raided the Duncan Loop home on Wednesday after reports of ongoing suspicious behaviour at the address, according to Det. Insp. Munday.

Also, the neighbours got tired of dealing with the munchies every time a breeze came up.

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Posted by: Gregoryno6 | June 20, 2018

Peter Graves would not be impressed.

I’m in line for a new computer at work. Today the IT department asked for my password so they can get it ready.
I resisted the temptation to end my reply with ‘This email will self-destruct in thirty seconds.’

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | June 20, 2018

They went full Westworld. You never go full Westworld.

Love robots have been invented with the intelligence to go on strike – and shut down completely if pestered when not in the mood.

Sexbot Samantha’s ability to say “no” was demonstrated to an audience of stunned academics at one of the UK’s leading science villages…

Samantha is built to please with motorised hands, hips and other body parts and a face which bears a sneaking resemblance to Jennifer Lopez…. Her sensors are also designed to detect when touching becomes too aggressive or disrespectful which will also result in her turning into a lump of plastic.

Call her a ‘lump of plastic’ to her face, though, and watch out. Samantha goes into Delores mode.

I wonder how Samantha’s programming responds when you let one rip between the sheets.

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | June 9, 2018

Back to the regular housework on Sunday.

Computer Surgery win: the operation was a success, AND the patient lived!

Original DVD player – about ten years old – removed, new DVD player installed and running sweet as honey. Did some exploratory work, discovered dust that belongs to 2008, removed same. Reset the main fan from High to Low and now it purrs just like it used to.
Took some other bits and pieces apart, put them back together correctly.
I’ve moved up a rank from I Know Enough To Get Myself Into Trouble to I Know Enough To Avoid Trouble.

 

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | June 6, 2018

Time once again to play Imagine A Republican Said That.

Democrats are famous for muscling their own candidates into a single party line.  But who would have guessed they have actually sought to pare down that crowded plate by telling one of their candidates he’s too brown to win?

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | June 4, 2018

A win for freedom of speech in The Great South Land.

In April of 2017 Piers Akerman, Sydney columnist for The Daily Telegraph, wrote an article titled Which genius gave this Islam idiot a soapbox?
Follow the link and you’ll find the article. It’s still out for public viewing.
Quote:
The young hijab-wearing Sudanese-Egyptian-Australian Muslim is a non-entity ­despite her relentless self-promotion and would not have come to notice had it not been for the oafs within the Australian government who are ­determined to push the failed concept of multiculturalism despite the overwhelming weight of empirical evidence which shows that all cultures are not equal and that the ­fanatical adherents of Islam, some of whom Abdel-Magied has sought advice from, do not support Australia or Australian values.
The subject of the article was Yassmin Abdel-Magied. Until recently her best known idiocy was the assertion that Islam is the most feminist religion. She’s also gained notice over a sneering tweet on ANZAC Day last year (she delivered more of the same this year, despite claiming to be sorry.) But just a few weeks ago YAM created drama on the other side of the Pacific, when she was denied entry to the United States for a speaking engagement.
Wrong visa.
From Don Surber:
According to the US Department of State, activities allowed under the B1/B2 visitor visa category include consulting with business associates, attending a scientific, educational, professional, or business convention or conference or holidaying — however paid performances are not allowed.
Honest mistake? Maybe. But it’s not unreasonable to assess the publicity value of not being allowed to enter the US as something higher than an address to the PEN World Voices Festival.
At the top of Akerman’s story you’ll find a link the website of the Australian Press Council. Ms Abdel-Magied, you see, lodged a complaint against Akerman and his paper over the ‘Islam idiot’ article.
The Council today rejected the complaint.
I don’t know if Yassmin’s surprised, but given the general run of the APC I certainly am.

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | May 31, 2018

Politics is always more palatable with music.

Hillary!

Donald!

Bernie!

And one more…

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | May 30, 2018

No, wait – do it. Do it.

Please. The gene pool will thank you.

Please Don’t Roast Marshmallows Over the Erupting Hawaii Volcano, USGS Warns

 

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | May 30, 2018

No doubt about it. I need help.

Song came on the radio and the first thing I think of is that pic of Nancy Pelosi hugging the MS 13…

Posted by: Gregoryno6 | May 28, 2018

Pin Up Princess attracts a crowd. Yes, that IS news.

Pin Ups For Vets founder Gina Elise was mobbed by thousands of marshmallows today as she walked past a sweets factory.

The factory manager apologised to Miss Elise for the unruly behaviour of his merchandise, but also admitted that the marshmallows that managed to reach Gina had been value added, and would be retailing at three times the regular price.
Five minutes later a flood of online orders had busted the company’s website.

(Five minutes? Really? It took that long?)

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