Posted by: Gregoryno6 | November 25, 2020

You read it here first. Remember that.

I want to go on the record right now and state it officially: Christmas in 2020 is going to be like no other.

Mainly because, at 11:55 pm on Christmas Eve, Santa will turn into a fire breathing squid monster with five heads. And then he’ll start devouring children.


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