Posted by: Gregoryno6 | January 26, 2020

There. Can. Bee. Only. One.

This is the biggest media shock since we lost the Page Three girls!

The Babylon Bee has been the world’s best satire site for thousands of years, spawning dozens of secular knock-offs that just aren’t quite as good.

The site announced a new acquisition this week, one that immediately made the site the largest satirical site on the planet: a purchase of competing satire site CNN for $12 billion. The move more than quadrupled the site’s catalog of hilarious, satirical articles.

I know, right? It’s like Coke buying Pepsi. Or radical Islam installing a Pope in – on second thoughts, let’s skip that idea.

Bee Bonus: the services of CNN reporter Brian Stelter will be retained. Like the rest of his CNN buddies, he’ll just keep on doing what he’s doing.

With additional material by Mark Dice.

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