Posted by: Gregoryno6 | August 1, 2019

That office communication was just a warm-up.

This is your Coordinator of Administrative Services announcing the next Refrigerator Purge.

Foods, liquids, and foods that are turning into liquids have been authorised for binning.

Half-eaten meals, scraps and leftovers that are classed as repulsive, inedible, or potentially stinky have been authorised for binning.

Commencing at 4pm on Friday August 2 and continuing until 4:30, disposal of any items in the refrigerator displaying symptoms of malignant evolution will be legal.

No fancy “Hey, that was a gift from my mother” food containers will be exempt.

I dare say that some of you will recognise the reference.

 


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  1. Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
    YOWZA—TOUGH PLACE!


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