Posted by: Gregoryno6 | May 22, 2019

Now Hollywood’s getting preachy about poultry.

I don’t really understand the logic behind Alyssa Milano’s sex strike, and that’s a problem I share with Alyssa Milano. She’s gone on a sex strike because of anti-abortion laws… no sex, no need for abortions… something something…

Anyway. This week’s cause is McDonald’s chickens.

The People For A Cause, Any Cause Will Do are flipping the bird at the golden arches. They’ve produced another of those nifty PSA’s. Those nifty. Pee. Ess. Aays. This one’s shorter, but they still love that repetition. Love. That. Repetition.

We believe in standing up for those who can’t stand up for themselves.

Except when they’re, you know, inconvenient little humans. Them, we don’t stand up for. We’ll even boycott Georgia to prove how much we won’t stand up for them.

When the Roman Senate voted Tiberius extraordinary powers, the emperor commented ‘How eager they are to be slaves’.

Of Hollywood we can say, ‘How eager they are to be clowns and hypocrites’.

A Coliseum and a few hungry lions would fix that lot.


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