Posted by: Gregoryno6 | April 28, 2019

Remake shmemake, Hollywood! Leave this one alone.

The Raid: Redemption is based on Saint Paul’s letter to the Iberians, a text of the early Christian era that was dismissed as a forgery by the Council of Nicea in 325. Church scholars doubted the authenticity of such lines as ‘Roman bitches, you gonna pay. Pharisees, something broad and blunt up your rear ends too.’
Exactly how this obscure epistle came into the hands of the film’s makers is unclear, but its influence is undeniable. In The Raid, good guys wear black and bad guys laugh in the face of personal hygiene. You are always on tv, and this will encourage you to use the toilets in the park across the road.
If you need to know how many enemies you have, count your friends and multiply by four and a half.


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