Posted by: Gregoryno6 | January 26, 2019

The old ‘Help Wanted’ sign in the window, updated.

Next week on Seek…
We are a major organisation which operates at many levels right across the country, generally interfering more than actually helping Australians in their day to day lives. Currently we are undergoing a major readjustment as senior staff redeploy or move on. Positions are opening up at entry level, and applicants are eagerly sought.
There are no specific requirements beyond an ability to talk at length while avoiding making any concrete statements. The ability to survive prolonged periods of indecision will be in your favour, as will lack of spine.
To apply, please forward your resume
to Mr Scott Morrison at ithinkwerescrewed@aph.gov.au

‘Having never done anything useful in my life up to now’ – hmmmm. This one’s got potential.


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