Surely this wasn’t meant as a serious article… I wanted to congratulate the author for sneaking this highly entertaining satire past the editors at the Huffington Post.
But then I read the mini-bio:
Max Weiss is the managing editor and film critic for Baltimore magazine. Her work can also be seen at Vulture.
Nope, Max meant it for realsies. Read her review of Hacksaw Ridge if you think your blood pressure can handle it.