Posted by: Gregoryno6 | April 1, 2016

Not responsible, says Rajendra.

Date: unknown.

Location: highly secret.

The Grand Council of Big Oil have donned their monk robes and masks for the annual banquet of fresh currency and virgins blood.

Prime Councillor: And in further news, colleagues, we were fortunate enough to borrow an umbrella gun from the KGB. Last week our operative successfully planted a microchip in Rajenda Pachauri’s backside. (Snicker) It’s quite large, you know. Which probably explains why he didn’t feel anything… now: behold! I flick this switch and Pachauri is at my total command. I have only to type in an instruction.

What about –  Start acting like a dirty old man?

Council members roar in bestial laughter.

More at Tim Blair and Breitbart.

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!

Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!

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