Posted by: Gregoryno6 | January 24, 2016

I’ve got this Oscars problem solved for you.

If Hollywood’s going to take the attitude that everyone gets a prize… okay then. Everybody WILL get a prize.

In 2017, all Academy Awards will go to the blacks.

In 2018, the Latinos.

In 2019, the Asians.

In 2020, the Inuit, Aboriginals, Maori and other indigenous peoples.

In 2021, the Scandinavians. They’re pale, but at least they’re not American and pale.

In 2022 the Academy will honour the blind, the deaf, the left-handed, the club-footed,  the shortsighted, the prematurely bald and all the other disabled demographics – too numerous to mention.

In 2023 – we’d better give Whitey a turn before he goes all capitalist overlord and takes his money out of the film industry. (Hey, can we pass a law to prevent that?)

Repeat as necessary. No no, don’t thank me. The silence of the whinyocracy will be reward enough in itself.

 

The Oscars speech

 

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  1. Reblogged this on et cetera*.

    • Thanks. We have to spread this far and wide and make it happen. For the sake of the free world. Or Mrs Will Smith’s self-esteem. Or something.

  2. Brilliant!


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