What would you rather receive – pictures found at random on the internet, enhanced with my own brilliant captions? Or more of these?
That’s what I thought.
Let’s begin with one of my favourite memes – Mister W T F Toad.
What with one thing and another this year, WT has had plenty to be goggle eyed about.
Most days of the week I have to good fortune to sit and each my lunch by the Swan River. The southside suburbs of Perth don’t provide the most exciting scenery in the world, but the river itself is never the same two days running.
The seagulls are much more consistent. Nine days out of ten they’ll drop in out of nowhere and wait for a scrap or two. Though they can be extraordinarily fussy eaters.
This humble cleaning product seemed the perfect means by which to satirise the ever more ridiculous outrage over colour, both here in the Great South Land and in the US. But it actually created more outrage among conservative types, who thought it was a genuine product of the Politically Correct Brigade. What can you do?
A media monarch collided with a drug lord. The result:
Photogenic qualities should never influence your decision when choosing a medical practitioner.
My landlady did actually injure her foot while on holiday in Asia. What seemed minor at first quickly became a dangerous infection. She spent a couple of weeks pumped full of antibiotics and painkillers.
So I feel a little bad about this one. Just not bad enough to leave it out.
Wear this expression next time you want that seat in the bus all to yourself. Rather effective too at the checkout, when the folks ahead of you are dawdling.
While I won’t dispute that some animals seem almost human in their intelligence, I would argue that some people take that ‘All species are one’ philosophy way too far.
Finally, one of my Chuck Norris memes. The event we’re celebrating today began with an Immaculate Conception – let’s close with an Immaculate Chuckception. Click to behold the larger view.
Merry Christmas, one and all.