Posted by: Gregoryno6 | December 20, 2015

Have a look at these terrific last-minute Christmas gift ideas!

We’ll begin with the amazing Hot Dog Slicer ($12.00), which can turn any ordinary hot dog into an octopus. Simply take your hot dog slicer, insert a Frankfurt and….voila! An eight-legged meat bi-product that your guests will stare at indefinitely. For added excitement, throw in a set of Testicle Food Holders ($5.50), which are just like regular corn holders, except that these look like the testicles sticking out of your corn cob.
And there’s more where that came from at XYZ!

Forget your crappy gifts, Santa. That's the sexiest elf I've ever seen.

Forget your crappy gifts, Santa. I’ll take the sexy elf instead.

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