Posted by: Gregoryno6 | December 13, 2014

You’re clean enough already, Mister Bond.


M pressed the intercom button with more force than strictly needed. “Where’s Bond, Miss Moneypenny?” he barked irritably.
“I’m sorry, sir.” The crackle of intercom static did little to disguise the anxiety in Moneypenny’s voice. “The Tokyo embassy confirmed an hour ago that 007 was still in the bath.”
“Get back on the line to Tokyo,” M snapped. “Message for Mister James Bond – Report in person to your employer’s London office within 24 hours. Failure to do so will be treated as notice of your resignation.” M disconnected before Miss Moneypenny could say another word. He chewed the end of his pipe and scowled.
“Damn you, 007,’ he muttered. “You’ve got a licence to kill, not a licence to be endlessly pampered.”


  1. Pampered? Is that what it’s called these days?

    On 12/13/14, The mind is an unexplored country.

    • There are establishments in Perth which offer, among other possibilities, a service known as the ‘two-girl pamper.’ I’m sure such establishments exist in all major cities, Ike. Even Johannesburg.
      Still, the exchange rate from Pound to Yen must have been good the day that Bond got that itch he couldn’t scratch.

  2. Greg

    Johannesburg today? I lived and worked in the heart of the old city 1968 to 1973 when it was a place for civilized people. Went back there once mid eighties and it was a dump. Never been back there. It’s become the sewage hole of Africa.

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