Posted by: Gregoryno6 | June 26, 2013

With apologies to Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Oh what a circus!
Oh what a show!
All of Labor is falling apart
Faced with a terrible choice: either Gillard or Rudd!

They’ve all gone crazy
Trying to save
Their own miserable skins
And hoping that maybe we’ll all
Throw some mercy their way

Pathetic losers! You worthless slobs!
All you did was to shaft a great land
And to piss off the people
That was a mistake

Soon you’ll be paying
We don’t care who you choose
They are equally vile
And equally fit for the boot
You’re all finished – hooray!

So clean out your desk Billy Shorten
Peter Garrett and Stephen Conroy
You’re going out with
Your useless leaders
September 14
The adults take charge…



  1. Bravo! Sir Gregory of Perth.

    A light has gone from my life
    Natalie Solent (Essex) · Anglosphere · Aus/NZ affairs
    I did so enjoy contemplating the coming inevitable defeat of Julia Gillard and the Australian Labor Party. Unimportant in the greater scheme of things, I know, but just to contemplate the ululations of grief and ritual cries of “misogyny” that would have come from the Guardian the morning after the next Australian election was a little thing that gave me a few snatched moments of innocent pleasure in this hard world.

    Now, however…

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