Posted by: Gregoryno6 | April 7, 2013

The dumbest thing I did in Los Angeles…

…was something I actually did in Perth.

Venice Beach 3a

Gina and myself at Venice Beach. That’s right, the beach. I had Gina Elise, pinup princess and all-round wonderful human being, at the beach.

And what had I forgotten to pack?

Gentlemen, mere words cannot express my remorse. For this blunder I deserve naught but your scorn and contempt.

In my defence, I was concerned that I’d meet a Gina fan at customs.

“I’m sorry sir, but I’m keeping – er, confiscating that item.”

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Responses

  1. Shocked and dismayed….
    Mind you the conversation “No i always have a piece of costume on hand/I got this just for you was always going to be awkward…

    • “Well, Gina… here we are at the beach. Did you bring your bathers? No? Guess what… ta-daaaaa!”
      On second thought… you’re right.
      Funny how many lines lose their brilliance when they leave the inside of my head.

  2. “I’m sorry sir, but I’m keeping – er, confiscating that item.”

    They confiscated your bikini? Good God, how low will our nation go?

    • “Guns… drugs… porn… damn. Nothing here but the usual – HEY! What’s this? JACKPOT!”


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