Posted by: Gregoryno6 | January 10, 2013

Bucketloads of fun!

An image hosting website invited me to participate in a survey. Naturally, I answered every question with scrupulous honesty.

Why do you want to switch back to the old Photobucket?

Why do I keep getting switched to the new and less visually pleasing Photobucket? Are you trying to force me to like it? Are you playing mind control tricks on me? Are you the people giving instructions to the voices in my head? Why are you doing that? Can you please stop right now?

How did you learn about us?

A sentence, barely legible, scribbled on a scrap of paper. A stranger forced it into my hand as I waited for my train. A few minutes later he was dead. A python strangled him.

Why did you come here today?

To seek refuge from the despair, from the utter contempt for humanity that gnaws constantly at my soul.

Are there any features you would like to see added?

A beautiful woman in a filmy negligee knocked at my front door and introduced herself as “Miss Photobucket”… alas, it was only a dream.

How do you share your photos?

What else am I supposed to do while I’m waiting in the queue at the supermarket?

What is your preferred privacy setting?

Too much privacy is never enough.

Are you missing any features from the old Photobucket?

You took away Miss Mind Power. Give her back.

 


Responses

  1. Hi,
    Now those are great answers. đŸ˜€

    • Should be the last survey request I get from Photobucket for a long, long time.

  2. Fantastic, especially the bit about giving instructions to the voices in your head.

    • PB management doesn’t come across (tp me) as being gifted with much sense of humour. The voices might be in my head, but the jokes will sail straight over theirs.


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