Posted by: Gregoryno6 | August 26, 2012

It’s not me. Let’s be clear about that. It’s not me.

Wheel Clamp Man.
Hero.
Champion of the oppressed.
Full-on fashion nightmare.

Wearing a green lycra suit, a bright red cape and coloured socks, the vehicle vigilante swoops to the aid of stranded drivers who fall prey to parking inspectors.

He hacks open wheel clamps with a battery-powered angle grinder, leaving motorists free to drive off and avoid a $135 release fee.

It’s not quite the same as saving Gotham from Heath Ledger but you have to start somewhere.

 


Responses

  1. Methinks you doth protest too much, mate.

    We all know it’s you. Quit living a lie and proudly reveal your identity as this heroic champion of the oppressed.

    • I will be dead, DEAD! I tell you, before I go public in rainbow socks and black jocks.


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