Posted by: Gregoryno6 | June 22, 2011

Unrequited love. Alcohol. A horse.

And one very flabby middle-aged torso.

As I like to say (and I say it often, because I give myself the opportunity several times a day), when you screw up, don’t fret. Just wait five minutes and someone else will do something even more stupid.

Cue Jan Rudnicki of Jarnoltowka,  the Baby-I’m-Yours capital of Poland.

Rudnicki, 40, is now facing five years behind bars for aggravated burglary after his ill-conceived grand gesture to divorcee Gosia Domoslawska.

The 36-year-old called the police when her drunken suitor – stripped to the waist – galloped up her garden path and smashed his way through the front door like a battering ram.

Crass and idiotic. Devoid of any trace of sophistication.

Worst of all, Anthony Weiner’s got someone he can look down on now.

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Responses

  1. Is that Spencer Tracy?

    • Could be, but I don’t think that’s Katherine Hepburn underneath him.


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